Are you a self-proclaimed L.A. vegan who sports an eco-friendly backpack covered in “friend not food” stickers? Then Crossroads is the place for you. They’ve got everything from vegan crab cakes to a crispy Milanese that will have you second-guessing whether it’s really vegan (don’t worry, it is). Vegan food this delicious will have your carnivore friends second-guessing their life choices.

Remember all the hullabaloo about avocado toast? (You know, the reason Millennials can’t afford houses?) Well, we found the source of our avocado vice. It may have started with the avocado toast at Sqirl, but what you really want is the Crispy Rice Salad, which has enchanted food lovers lining up around the block for a taste. It’s got crisped, puffed grains, lemongrass, mint, cilantro, and a fried egg — plus sausage if you get “The Works” (and you should). Call it the “new avocado toast” because this is definitely more delicious than a mortgage.

History loves a good power couple (John Legend and Chrissy Teigen, our true inspiration) and there may be no more powerful couple than fried chicken and doughnuts. The world will soon succumb to the all-awesome power combination of sweet and savory, especially with the fried chicken sandwich with a doughnut bun. At Astro Doughnuts and Fried Chicken, they’ve got square doughnuts, filled ones, and a crème brûlée doughnut that will kick those salivary glands into overdrive.

Don’t let the name fool you: this is no ordinary lunch. Get anything you can dream of at this brainchild of chef Michael Voltaggio. He works his magic on the humble midday meal, like the Banh Mi with pork shoulder, bacon, pickled vegetables, onion jam, jalapeños, and cilantro, and an added crunch of pork rinds. With a quick Postmates order, you’ll never have to suffer from a sad desk lunch again.

This tiny taco shack prides itself on its self-proclaimed “inauthentic” tacos. The tacos here have absolutely nothing in common with the original taco, but that's what we like about it. Taste the ahi tuna taco with avocado and ponzu sauce (you won’t question how crazy ponzu sauce on a taco is once you’ve tried it), or vegan bahn mi with marinated tofu and pickled veggies. It’s not all fancy-pants faux Mexican, however; carne asada, crispy fish, and carnitas are also on the menu. But do yourself a favor and order the red velvet churro — it might make no sense on paper, but you’ll thank us later.

With additional locations in Los Feliz and Larchmont Village

What do you get when you boil tonkotsu broth for up to 18 hours so it’s perfect? The last place you’ll ever eat ramen at again. Sawtelle is home to many craveable ramens (and many long queues snaking out of doors and down sidewalks), yet this pint-sized ramen spot stands out in the crowd. The shop’s simmered broth gives depth to any of its ramens, but for extra flavor, choose the 11-ingredient Bold Ramen, which lives up to its name. Tatsu Ramen says they make their ramen with soul — if this is what heaven is like, count us in.

With an additional location in Fairfax

At this Hollywood cafe specializing in expertly brewed coffee and tea (the mother and daughter duo behind the shop spent $14,000 on their coffee maker, should that give you a hint of the quality), the Coconut Sea Salt Cold Brew is the real jewel. But if you’re looking to try something new, postmate the Cold Rose Vanilla Latte with espresso, Madagascar vanilla, rose water, and textured milk. Add a handmade chocolate chip cookie to the order (but be quick, the cookies often sell out by afternoon) and Instagram away — we’ll take no credit when your pic scores hundreds of hearts.

You might think you need to make a drive to the corner store or market, but you don’t — just trust us. This is LA’s best-stocked bodega, and you can postmate everything right to your door. Empanadas, whiskey, Red Bull, Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, Gatorade, and Advil — if you need it, you can postmate it from Pink Dot. (Yes, even those Solo Cups when the party runs out.)

Ready to take your Insta-game up a notch? Have illesteva’s accessories delivered to your door right now. This chic NYC-based company is all about crazy collaborations, like teaming up with N*E*R*D to make a new pair of shades. Whether you go classic with Cordova or futuristic with Milan, wear your new shades in your Instagram stories and make people believe you’re living the good life (even if that good life involves staying in, FOMO be damned).

Bet you never thought you’d need something in your life called Sex Dust, did you? You’ll find that and more at Moon Juice, the plant-based lifestyle store. The organic pressed juices and “dusts” (herbal remedies) that tackle your every need as a modern human. There’s Sex Dust, Brain Dust (if you’re about brain over brawn), and even Dream Dust. Stock up with hard-to-find bee pollen, horny goat weed (maybe to go with the Sex Dust), activated cashews, and natural ingredients you didn’t even know existed until now (we won’t judge).

With additional locations in Melrose Place and in Venice

Are you the kind of person who could eat eggs "all day, all night, wet, hard, coddled, easy, and with everything" in between (as self-described eggslut and co-owner Hazel Suazo would proclaim)? If the answer is yes, eggslut is here to please. You want to keep it classic? Try the bacon, egg, and cheese. More Samantha Jones, less Charlotte York? Get the Slut, a cage-free coddled egg on top of a smooth potato purée in a glass jar, topped with gravy salt and chives, and served with a baguette. We never knew just how sexy eggs could be until now.

With an additional location in Venice